askbetabro:

nice-pants:

i really like the headcanon that bro is a really badass golf player and dave is like his lil caddie

and dude like the other golfers at the country club don’t ever ask to play with him cause they are just in awe of his awesome golf skills but sometimes they’ll ask him what he shot and bro will just kinda shrug and say something ridiculous like 17 under and everyone is just kinda like :O but bro acts all cool about it and then goes home to give dave a bath or something

(( Finally, extreme golfer. ))