Some girls want to hear “I’m the Doctor.”
Some prefer “The name is Sherlock Holmes.”
Some even go as far as “I’m Captain Jack Harkness.”
But for a few of us. The few that lurk in the dark.
We long to hear “Jim Moriarty. Hi.”
seriously though that’s pretty much what sherlock lives to hear so i guess we’re only as fucked-up as he is
…which actually isn’t really saying much for us, is it