ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

staff:

howellester:

do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us

we think you’re all fucking idiots

fun-size-fanatic:

if your pairing doesn’t have a video to the song everytime we touch by cascada i feel really bad 

Before: 

After:

I actually really really like it

SO MUCH SHERLOCK ON MY DASH!