i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Best parody of Call Me Maybe, hands down.
I just spit applejuice on my computer screen
I wasn’t prepared
oh god it wasnt what i thought it was at all im laughing really hard
I’m not sorry.
do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us
we think you’re all fucking idiots
Utada Hikaru preforming Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
My jaw dropped when I read the text
I was gaping when I heard the audio
OH GOSH I USED TO LISTEN TO HER ALL THE TIME
THIS IS GREAT
if your pairing doesn’t have a video to the song everytime we touch by cascada i feel really bad
I actually really really like it