Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)
I read that in a sarcastic voice
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.#excited Russian applause and giggles
you kids with your “housetrapped” and your “doctor what” and your “extranatural”
your icon shows who you are inside
ʎɐƃ ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
He developed from threatening Dwarves to protecting Dwarves.
He also stopped wearing eye liner.
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.