wretchedoftheearth:

i hate men who have the gall to complain about women not shaving their legs or pits when their nasty ass is over with a hairy chest and stomach there looking like a goddamn werewolf

if a woman who doesn’t shave is unhygienic then what the hell are you

kinghts:

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

[AGGRESSIVELY SMASHES THROUGH YOUR ROOF GRABS YOU BY THE HAND TAKES YOU OUT TO DINNER SCREAMS HOW PRETTY YOU ARE SHOVES MONEY AT THE WAITER TAKES YOU TO A MOVIE RUNS YOU BACK TO YOUR HOUSE KISSES YOU BY THE DOOR AND CARTWHEELS AWAY]

randomlybookish:

johnegbertsarms:

everyone is saying OMG HOMESTUCK SUCKS NOW and I’m like… really? it’s not like any of this is new? Trickster mode was introduced in Act One? And I think people are forgetting how silly Homestuck is at its core. Calm the fuck down, y’all.

saskiahamiltons:

coolestgirl-:

I just love that Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”

 #We are the largest gathering of literary pornography snobs

oscarstardis:

why is it so hard for the media to come up with a gay character whose entire plot line and personality isn’t centered around the fact that they’re gay

the fact that there’s a gif of Dumbledore for this is perfect