i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us
we think you’re all fucking idiots
if your pairing doesn’t have a video to the song everytime we touch by cascada i feel really bad
I actually really really like it