niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

nepetaleijon:

well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine

im a homestuck

fueledbyrydenn:

superhighschoollevelgay:

tiny21dancer:

“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.

My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?

#also that our grades are more important #than ourselves.

and our mental and physical health.

constantron:

amandatolleson:

primalsilence:

What I expect Sam’s hair to look like in season 9.

OH MY GOD

I just realised something

This.

deadmeulin:

when your art gets more than four notes

nepetaleijon:

well if troy can tell his secret then i can tell mine

im a homestuck

mememaster:

Tumblr users are 649283748% done with everything except their homework