i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
not the case
oh I see
i ship it
davejohn was canon all along
Just watched the newest episode of the newsroom
it saddens me to say that I was asleep when Obama made that announcement.
though I can say the next morning when my parents told me the news, I walked into school with great pride in America.
Gosh. This show is just so great.
I love it so much.
I hope it continues for a long time.
THEY JUST ANNOUNCED IT, MARVEL’S NEXT MOVIES
THOR: THE DARK WORLD
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
FUCK YES THE WINTER SOLDIER
if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character
except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin
and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was
I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath
and be like
“I AM THAT CHARACTER”