They try to make me unship this, but I said no no no. (x) TVD/The Originals. (I can’t.)
#i like to start my day off with this scene #because the most powerful creature on the planet is also the doofiest doofus on the planet #when it comes to tease flirting with this girl OBVIOUSLY WE FOUND #A SHORTAGE IN WORDS #ENDING IN ‘SPIRE’ #SHE IS SO D E L I G H T F U L HE IS SO D E L I G H T E D #otp; give me the fucking fruit #otp; yes sweetheart
if you need a reason to watch the lego movie, here’s your reason
they got morgan freeman to read from a phone book
The shot at Clooney though!
oh my god that is legit
ヽ(；▽；)ノ GUYS WILLOWAUS COMMENTED ON MA EDIT
SHE (he?) SAID SAID SHE (he?) LOVED IT
im 10000% convinced this song will be in the last ever homestuck flash
no matter if it’s a happy ending or a sad ending we will all cry if that happens
I WAS EXPECTING ALTERNIA I WAS FUCKING PREPPASRED AND THEJN NI WASN’T WNAYMORE I WA S NOT PREPARED I WASN’T PREPPATED
why must you hurt me in this way
‘-IT’S JUST AN OLD FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY.” -wallows in depression-
that sound? Oh it was nothing, was my heart shattering…
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
i think there’s been a mistake
No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
not the case
oh I see
i ship it
davejohn was canon all along
I don’t get it he’s not even a person
He’s a fish
no he’s a white person no other creature in the universe could down that much mayonnaise
Thats not fucking mayonnaise. He’s eating fish fillet on a stick, so I’m assuming is tarter sauce. Nobody eats MAYONNAISE w/ FISH.
NO IT’S FUCKING MAYONNAISE I TOOK THE PICTURE I WATCHED THE FUCKING EPISODE AND IN IT SQUIDWARD SAYS “HERE’S YOUR MAYONNAISE SIR” SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO CORRECT ME ALL OF YOU
Naw he actually says “barnacle head” and the guy says “pardon me” then squidward says “you forgot your mayonnaise” then the guy says “thanks”. Step your spongebob game up, lame
i’m fuckign done
ISN’T THE REAL ISSUE HERE THAT THIS (POSSIBLY CAUCASIAN) FISH MAN IS A FUCKING CANNIBAL NOT WHICH WHITE CONDIMENT HE’S INGESTING (WHICH BY THE WAY TARTER SAUCE IS PRIMARILY MAYONNAISE ANYWAY)
did i miss something here
wheres his chair though
they sit on barrels at the krusty krab
i’m going to slaughter every single person that commented on this
Just watched the newest episode of the newsroom
it saddens me to say that I was asleep when Obama made that announcement.
though I can say the next morning when my parents told me the news, I walked into school with great pride in America.
Gosh. This show is just so great.
I love it so much.
I hope it continues for a long time.