ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

purgatorgy:

vagrantinvenice:

marielikestodraw:

earlfoolish:

thefifthhorseman:

victoryjobs:

we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~

when this was

obviously

not the case

#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever

oh I see

oh.

i ship it

davejohn was canon all along

asdfjkl;

omg

that episode

Just watched the newest episode of the newsroom

it saddens me to say that I was asleep when Obama made that announcement.

though I can say the next morning when my parents told me the news, I walked into school with great pride in America.

Gosh. This show is just so great. 

I love it so much. 

I hope it continues for a long time.

newyorksmabbie:

wrucebayne:

THEY JUST ANNOUNCED IT, MARVEL’S NEXT MOVIES

THOR: THE DARK WORLD

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER

FUCK YES THE WINTER SOLDIER

riceballhika:

if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character

except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin

and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was

I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath

and be like

“I AM THAT CHARACTER”