“what are you doing up so late? “
“Go to sleep now, Sweetie. We’re almost finished”.
Happy Halloween! :)
nOOO WHY WOULD YoU DO THATT ;-;
no no no!
Cosmo and Wanda
I WANNA BE AS CUTE AS THIS WANDA AND COSMO
this is the best holy shit
Remember Agnes from Zack & Cody?
does this mean there’s hope for me
I’m dead, I’m
I’m fucking dead
Now just imagine that for endless paragraphs
dipper goes to the pizza hut
dipper goes to the taco bell
dipper goes to the pizza hut and taco
if i didn’t have the imcrystuck blog i would’ve missed this
and then my brain imploded
guys what if
THIS IS THE WORLD WHERE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS RUN BLOGS ABOUT US
I LIKE THIS WORLD.
YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA MY FOREST YOU SHIT
this has 100 notes now i dont know how to feel
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU
AND I AM CRAZY
BUT HERE’S YOUR LEFT LUNG
SO PLEASE DIE, MAYBE?
#jesus CHRIST satan no wonder God got sick of you all the time #you whiny brat #daddy look #daddy look at what i drew #daddy look at what i can do with my tongue #hey daddy #dad #papa #dad #look at me #PAY ATTENTION TO ME #GOD DAMN IT MICHAEL JUST TAKE LUCIFER TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING #GODDAMN I JUST NEED *TWO MINUTES* TO MYSELF
BEING A SINGLE PARENT MUST HAVE REALLY WORN GOD DOWN
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
shit this post got better
my new favorite video omg
fUCK WHAT IS THE NAME FOR THE ORIGINAL VIDEO FUKCK?????????????????/
reblogging this again because reasons
I SHOULDNT BE
YEESSSS IT’S BACK
I don’t get it he’s not even a person
He’s a fish
no he’s a white person no other creature in the universe could down that much mayonnaise
Thats not fucking mayonnaise. He’s eating fish fillet on a stick, so I’m assuming is tarter sauce. Nobody eats MAYONNAISE w/ FISH.
NO IT’S FUCKING MAYONNAISE I TOOK THE PICTURE I WATCHED THE FUCKING EPISODE AND IN IT SQUIDWARD SAYS “HERE’S YOUR MAYONNAISE SIR” SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO CORRECT ME ALL OF YOU
Naw he actually says “barnacle head” and the guy says “pardon me” then squidward says “you forgot your mayonnaise” then the guy says “thanks”. Step your spongebob game up, lame
i’m fuckign done
ISN’T THE REAL ISSUE HERE THAT THIS (POSSIBLY CAUCASIAN) FISH MAN IS A FUCKING CANNIBAL NOT WHICH WHITE CONDIMENT HE’S INGESTING (WHICH BY THE WAY TARTER SAUCE IS PRIMARILY MAYONNAISE ANYWAY)
did i miss something here
wheres his chair though
they sit on barrels at the krusty krab
i’m going to slaughter every single person that commented on this
o hmy gOD
I haven’t laughed this hard in about two weeks. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
You’re not even yellow
I AM DYING.
EVAN IT’S BACK
THAT WAS THE BEST
ARE YOU PULLING OR ARE YOU PUSHING?!
OH GOD WATCH THIS TOO