nerdofchaos:

fromtreestostars:

toothpastebitch:

moonsandstarsandshit:

Remember Agnes from Zack & Cody?

Yeah…

whoa

oh shit

does this mean there’s hope for me

valerieparker:

girlwiththekey:

valerieparker:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH

DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS

I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’

RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’

DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’

WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY? 

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU

AND I AM CRAZY

BUT HERE’S YOUR LEFT LUNG

SO PLEASE DIE, MAYBE?

dirk-striders-anime-swag:

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

shit this post got better