if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
LITERALLY MY REACTION
WHAT IS THIS FROM!?
i’m still kind of sad that i was born too late to explore uncharted territory on earth and that i was born too early to explore uncharted territory in space
I know how you feel. We still haven’t explored the sea floor yet though. c:
yeah but i’m not going to the bottom of the ocean to explore it. nemo’s dad went and look how that went.
my boyfriend’s first language isn’t english and he asked me how to say cut in past tense and i said “cut” and he let out a wail of anguish and fell to the ground
people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE
is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk
milk is the only thing i have left