When you try to kill someone and they accidentally catch you
Your fav characters crying in fan art.
Your fav characters crying in canon.
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This person has the most real values to date
did humans invent math or did we discover it
does math even exist
i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous
i was just holding my tablet pen one second ago now it’s disappeared
I’m laughing so hard ajshdbajshd I lost my tablet pen while I was grabbing cupcakes from the fridge I must’ve subconsciously swapped them ahsbdJHJHDBSJAJHBSJ
if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial