Kaylee: Um, Captain… we might have a teensy problem.
Mal: Might? There ain’t no might on my ship, little Kaylee, we either got a problem or we don’t.
Kaylee: Well, it’s just… there’s a little… obstruction in the engine room.
Mal: What kind of obstruction? Where’d it come from?
Kaylee: Well, that’s just it, Captain. It’s… it’s just a box. A big blue box. Just came out of nowhere.
The Doctor: Hello! Sorry, are we in your way? We only came to show Rory the crystal beaches, and— and this isn’t the Midnight Isle of Esme, is it?
Kaylee: The what of the what?
Mal: Who are you talking to? Kaylee, there had better not be a stowaway on my boat!