you guys oh my god the most incredible string of words ever just randomly popped into my head oh my god i’m crying okay are you ready
my little brony: friendzone is tragic
WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING
YOU’RE ACTUALLY BITING UP
BECAUSE YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW
this just fucked me over so badly
why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IBM MY LIFE
a moment of silence for your favorite character’s fanon interpretation
I think Rin would be the one who cares the most. It’s always the angsty ones.
i cant take australians seriously because of the didgeridoo
u wonna fite m8 ill smash ye fuckin head in
u sure u wanna didgeridothis
oh no you didgeriDIDNT
“how to piss off an entire nation” an autobiography by Texas
just a nation? shit, I’m in ireland and I’m pissed off
Australian and pissed off.
*waves tea cup* english and a little bit more than pissed off
casually grooms battle moose, Canada’s armed and ready
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
do you ever just like
about the amount of porn
written about this character
It’s a love story baby, just say yes.
I fell asleep watching Hannibal and had a dream that I was giving hannibal a blow job it was all going good until i pulled off and said “hey i guess now I’m eating you” then he pushed me and walked away