Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?
At first I was like
WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD
and then it hit me.
I feel like the rise of the Hannibal fandom and the sudden popularity of Gordon Ramsay on tumblr are intricately connected in ways I don’t want to know about
in the midst of the political chaos, nicolas cage sneaks away with the declaration of independence
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
Have you ever considered the fact that;
you could just get up,
walk out your front door,
and just keep walking?
And then walked
To somewhere you don’t know the name of
miles and miles away?
It freaks me out.
okay you know what were not doing this were not going to start reblogging this again we aRE DEFINITELY NOT DOING THIS
The best Harlem Shake video.
omg the fuckin’ upside down board cut out
i hadn’t realized that slenderman was outside
A blinding white light appears from above you while you eat your morning cereal. Jensen Ackles appears from the light beyond and snatches away your bowl of cereal.
“Ackles wants some snackles”.
And he fades back into the light with your bowl.
i spit out my tea
We have only four more days until the hiatus is over guys
shout out to people who write answers in the text books
Those fuckers are the best
This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’
whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u