do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
watching two really opinionated people have an argument
when they’re both wrong
Hey you remember that one time a black guy’s sister was almost raped but instead of being sympathetic towards him, the country autotuned him because he was so flamboyant.
Or that time a black woman house burned down, but we turned her into a meme?
Remember the time a black guy saved two kidnapped women, and all anyone did was mock the way he spoke
really popular headcanons for ur favorite characters that u hate
when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about
For all of you who say, “The Bible defines marriage as one man and one woman.”
this was educational
if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
A 100k word fic of your OTP, with all the kinks you love, 45 chapters, awesome-sounding plot, and completed!
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