For all of you who say, “The Bible defines marriage as one man and one woman.”
this was educational
if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
A 100k word fic of your OTP, with all the kinks you love, 45 chapters, awesome-sounding plot, and completed!
No spaces between paragraphs.
If you attack girls for liking stereotypical feminine things you’re doing this feminist thing all wrong
i like Moriarty because HE STARTS YELLING MID SENTENCE LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR
that’S WHAT PEOPLE DO
does anyone remember that time they first tried reading homestuck
what the fuck is this shit
I had to restart three times.
if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
13-15 - noob teen
16-17 - tru teen
18-19 - grampa teen
20: not a teen ,get out you old bastard
sometimes i do this bad thing where i read old conversations with people that i was close with and just